In 1492, Columbus sailed the Ocean blue

[nooneexpectsthe]

[If you look out at the lake today, you might find a certain passionate country, except something seems a bit different about him. He's dressed in armor that looks like it hasn't been around since the 16th century and is surrounded by a gaggle of zombies that are dressed the same way. He's conversing with one of them]

Ah, this doesn't look like the Indies, does it? ... Is this new land? It is?!

I claim this land in the name of the Kingdom of Spain then!

((Spain is deaged to the year 1492 in honor of Columbus Day... which is tomorrow, but /handwave handwave))