itp: HEROIC TASKS OF ANTIQUITY

[helenesque]

[your quiet morning has just been interrupted. and with what?

A borderline feminine EXTREMELY MANLY shriek. If you decide to follow the noise, you will note that a certain blonde has just pulled an altogether rather small hydra out of his shirt and chucked it

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[jerkchester]

Jesus christ, what the fuck is that?

[heliocentricism]

Hey, maybe you should slay it.

[jerkchester]

Slay it? I don't even know what it is!

[heliocentricism]

The fearsome nine headed hydra.

[heliocentricism]

[. . . lol!]

[helenesque]

Shut up. It's too early for your cackling.

[heliocentricism]

You don't like it? It came just for you, though~.

[helenesque]

[gives it a look, now he's chucked it away]

Of course I don't like it. It's dangerous, no matter what size it is.

[polyculture]

GAH!

[let me catch that for you]

[helenesque]

. . . oh. Er. I would put that down.

[polyculture]

[but I'm staring at it]

A dragon?

[helenesque]

Does it look like a dragon to you? It doesn't have wings.

[killerofademon]

[... monsters practically flung at me? Oh happy day. Maybe.

Will be scorching it with fire now. :)]

[heliocentricism]

[oh that's hilarious, because now the hydra is slightly bigger! Heracles was a liar. . .]

[killerofademon]

... holy-- [that's really interesting, peering at it with interest!]

[heliocentricism]

[weird thing :o]

[minetouse]

[too funny]

[heliocentricism]

[that's what I said.]

[minetouse]

He's quite loud.

[heliocentricism]

They all make noises like that. "Waah! I'm scared!"