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itp: HEROIC TASKS OF ANTIQUITY

Oct 11, 2009 15:56

[your quiet morning has just been interrupted. and with what?

A borderline feminine EXTREMELY MANLY shriek. If you decide to follow the noise, you will note that a certain blonde has just pulled an altogether rather small hydra out of his shirt and chucked it ( Read more... )

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polyculture October 11 2009, 15:07:08 UTC

GAH!

[let me catch that for you]

helenesque October 11 2009, 15:08:32 UTC

. . . oh. Er. I would put that down.

polyculture October 11 2009, 15:10:29 UTC

[but I'm staring at it]

A dragon?

helenesque October 11 2009, 15:13:44 UTC

Does it look like a dragon to you? It doesn't have wings.

polyculture October 11 2009, 15:22:28 UTC

I don't know! I haven't seen very many. The only one I've met is pink and furry.

helenesque October 11 2009, 15:28:22 UTC

. . . pink and furry. Really.

polyculture October 11 2009, 15:36:48 UTC

His name's Burpya.

helenesque October 11 2009, 15:38:54 UTC

. . . that's a bizarre name.

polyculture October 11 2009, 15:54:43 UTC

There's a lot of strange names here.

helenesque October 11 2009, 16:00:55 UTC

t's true . . . there are.

polyculture October 11 2009, 16:10:05 UTC

So what is this one anyway?

helenesque October 11 2009, 16:11:50 UTC

It's a hydra. It's usually much bigger.

polyculture October 11 2009, 16:16:38 UTC

Oh... I've heard of those. [holds it up]

It doesn't look so scary.

helenesque October 11 2009, 16:24:32 UTC

[... it's going to go for your face]

Its teeth are still sharp.

polyculture October 11 2009, 16:30:32 UTC

[it seems like it wants to, doesn't it? holding it at arm's length]

That's true.

helenesque October 11 2009, 16:42:53 UTC

Really. Just put it down. I'm going to put it in the lake.

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