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[korea_number1]

*there are several rows of computers hooked up to various online MMORPGs, all with the volume up all the way. whenever whoever is playing makes a kill, the screen briefly flashes to an image of the South Korean flag with the words written below it, "KOREA IS NUMBER ONE

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[cantkiss]

[pinged in the Korean]

[korea_number1]

*pinged back atcha~*

Hajun Cho!

[cantkiss]

Yong Soo.

[korea_number1]

Are you hungry? Have some food!

[404_leafclover]

Oh, is it lunch again today?

[korea_number1]

It is a party for National Foundation Day!

[404_leafclover]

What did you find?

[korea_number1]

I got lots of different kinds of food.

*for the sake of brevity, let's just assume a good lot of this is here.*

[hymnsgonewild]

[playing...!]

How annoying. Does this thing have to flash everytime I kill someone?

[korea_number1]

Of course! It's to celebrate!

[hymnsgonewild]

It makes the game a lot worse.

[korea_number1]

It's better.

[bringingdasushi]

[ working on a code on one of the computers-- which suddenly begins playing Turning Japanese for seven seconds ]

[korea_number1]

What is that?!

[bringingdasushi]

[ it then flashes to a segment of the Korean History Channel ]

I must have entered the wrong data in....

[korea_number1]

*I can't watch this atm so I'm going to pretend it is not quite so obviously parody at first!*

Ah, what is this?

[bawwwtic]

...ah. W-where is Estonia.

[korea_number1]

Latvia! Here, have some! *pushing plate of spicy noms at you*

[bawwwtic]

U-um, thank you. Y-you remembered m-my name.

[korea_number1]

Of course! You were bullied by Russia, right? We're in a brotherhood!