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[korea_number1]

*there are several rows of computers hooked up to various online MMORPGs, all with the volume up all the way. whenever whoever is playing makes a kill, the screen briefly flashes to an image of the South Korean flag with the words written below it, "KOREA IS NUMBER ONE

Comments

[hymnsgonewild]

[playing...!]

How annoying. Does this thing have to flash everytime I kill someone?

[korea_number1]

Of course! It's to celebrate!

[hymnsgonewild]

It makes the game a lot worse.

[korea_number1]

It's better.

[hymnsgonewild]

Such poor taste, how sad.

[korea_number1]

It's not poor taste! It's to celebrate!

[hymnsgonewild]

Ah, to celebrate bad taste, then.

[korea_number1]

...Are you from Japan?

[hymnsgonewild]

Would it make you feel better if I said I am?

[korea_number1]

It would make sense.

[hymnsgonewild]

Really, now? Then people from Japan must be interesting; now I'm curious.

[korea_number1]

Ah, they are boring. They like to take things from other countries and say they invented them themselves. They're also stuck on some islands and aren't allowed to have an army.

[hymnsgonewild]

Oh...? It doesn't sound too bad.

[korea_number1]

It's not very cool. They like pictures of little girls and won't give back Dokdo!

[hymnsgonewild]

How perverted.

[korea_number1]

Exactly! We don't do that in Korea.