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[hidesthebodies]

[In the mess hall today, there is a table set up in the back. Sitting at the table is a slightly irritated man, surrounded by signs that encourage you to

Register Your Villain Now!

Does your villain have all their shots?

Have you spayed or neutered your villain? Appointments can be made today!

So . . . do you have someone you would like to

Comments

[handyblowjob]

This has to be a joke, yeah?

[hidesthebodies]

[shrugs] Take a form.

[handyblowjob]

Why?

[hidesthebodies]

The only way to see if it is a joke or not is to fill one out . . . and see what happens.

[hisstrionical]

... what counts as a villain?

[autovajin]

What are you trying to do?

[hisstrionical]

A public service!

[autovajin]

. . . What?

[capt_liarpants]

*watching the table very closely to see who registers*

[hidesthebodies]

[ignoring anyone who doesn't approach]

[get_sometail]

(Neuter!?)

Y'know, there are lines that good guys just don't cross!

[hidesthebodies]

There isn't a form for registering a complaint.

[get_sometail]

Well I ain't seein' a point in pointin' out the bad guys if you're gonna be a monster yourself.

[hidesthebodies]

. . . look, I'm here against my own will. Arguing with me about it is a bit like arguing with a brick wall, in that you won't change anything.

[thepiltdownman]

Well, mine aren't in camp so do I still have to register them?

[hidesthebodies]

Do whatever you want.