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[hidesthebodies]

[In the mess hall today, there is a table set up in the back. Sitting at the table is a slightly irritated man, surrounded by signs that encourage you to

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Does your villain have all their shots?

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So . . . do you have someone you would like to

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[hisstrionical]

... what counts as a villain?

[autovajin]

What are you trying to do?

[hisstrionical]

A public service!

[autovajin]

. . . What?

[hisstrionical]

And that's "public," by the way. Public.

[autovajin]

I'm telling Kiba.

[hisstrionical]

He would appreciate it!

[autovajin]

How the hell would he appreciate it?

[hisstrionical]

Because it's for the greater good!

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[autovajin]

. . .

[autovajin]

Really?

[hisstrionical]

Yeah, that's right.

[autovajin]

Really?

[hisstrionical]

Really!

[autovajin]

. . . fine. Go ahead and do what you're going to do.

[hisstrionical]

It's for a good cause!