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[takeme2urpants]

[ZEX, still relatively homeless, decides that the best thing he can do in his situation is to set up a temporary camp in the forest, hidden from the wildlife. So, he dug a sizeable hole, filled it with saltwater, and has been sleeping in it for the past few days.]

[You just fell into it and woke him up. How loudly do you scream?]

((Day in the life/

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[got_jossed]

[usually watches where he's going but today there are angry toucans. teeter teeter ker-sploosh!] Ahgh--

[takeme2urpants]

[Whoa what]

[Speaking completely clearly, even though he's underwater--the water is just a little to silty for you to see him] Does your species have gills, or just subpar eyesight?

[got_jossed]

[cough cough sputter] Do [spit] toucans trying to peck them out count?

[takeme2urpants]

I have not known them to be so hostile, but--forgive me, do you need help returning to land? I had not known my makeshift dwelling was so concealed.

[makin_you_cry]

[leaning against a tree, asleep. suddenly! CRACK!

...hope nobody was standing nearby]

[takeme2urpants]

[Lifts his head out of the water]

Are you injured?!

[makin_you_cry]

[startles awake] I am fi--it broke...

[trying to put the tree upright again. watch out!]

[takeme2urpants]

[Yeah, he got out of the water to check on you, so now he's sort of skittering to the side]

Such strength! ♥

[deepinthered]

Ahh-!

[wait, wut, we staring now]

((as with all my tags nowadays, this is a placeholdery))

[takeme2urpants]

Forgive me, beautiful human! Perhaps I should find a covering for when I am asleep or not using this abode... are you injured?

[deepinthered]

..........

N-no. Um. S-so sorry for disturbing... you.

[takeme2urpants]

It is quite all right! I am in the wrong, of course--I had thought this area to be secluded.

Do you require assistance returning to land?

[worse_or_better]

[ker-sploosh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[takeme2urpants]

[Hahaha wow are you smoking]

--ZIM, are you--

[worse_or_better]

AHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS THE BURNING PAIN IT BURNS ME

[FLAIL FLAIL... YES, IS SMOKING]

[takeme2urpants]

[Wow, I don't like you but I don't murdering hate you, so throwing you out of the hole as best he can]

[failingheaven]

[was INVESTIGATING THE STRANGE HOLE ... and slipped. like a genius.]

Ah! ... this water's salty ...

[takeme2urpants]

Indeed it is. Does it cause you discomfort, beautiful human or humanoid?

[failingheaven]

[--ahhh monster kill it kill it ... wait did it just ... talk.]

............. er. Not particularly. Not more than ... water does ... anyway ...

[takeme2urpants]

I see! I am glad to hear it--I do not know the pH levels to which your species are accostomed.

Forgive me, but is there something on your mind?