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[takeme2urpants]

[ZEX, still relatively homeless, decides that the best thing he can do in his situation is to set up a temporary camp in the forest, hidden from the wildlife. So, he dug a sizeable hole, filled it with saltwater, and has been sleeping in it for the past few days.]

[You just fell into it and woke him up. How loudly do you scream?]

((Day in the life/

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[worse_or_better]

[ker-sploosh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[takeme2urpants]

[Hahaha wow are you smoking]

--ZIM, are you--

[worse_or_better]

AHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS THE BURNING PAIN IT BURNS ME

[FLAIL FLAIL... YES, IS SMOKING]

[takeme2urpants]

[Wow, I don't like you but I don't murdering hate you, so throwing you out of the hole as best he can]

[worse_or_better]

[RICOCHETS OFF A TREE and then just lies there AS IF DEAD]

[takeme2urpants]

[....nnnnnot getting out just yet--I know your ways]

[worse_or_better]

[sits up]

...

[worse_or_better]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

[takeme2urpants]

It is my makeshift abode. Would you have me sleep in the open air?

[worse_or_better]

It's STUPID! And HORRIBLE! And wet! YOUR IDEAS ARE BAD.

[takeme2urpants]

I am amphibious, ZIM. I do not begrudge you your standards of living, you'll notice.

[worse_or_better]

That's because my standards are superior. And there's a giant... wet.. lakey lake thing over THERE [points], anyway!

[takeme2urpants]

The, hmm, "lakey lake" as you call it, is home to quite a number of phosphorescent algae that would exacerbate my position. Thank you for the idea, however.

[worse_or_better]

... Heh?

[takeme2urpants]

...I thanked you.

[worse_or_better]

OF COURSE YOU DID, I just bestowed some of my amazing intelligence on your sad, worthless self.