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[vice_is_nice]

[Today, Hakkai is busying himself with chores, and is in the process of carrying out a laundry basket to head off to the laundromat when he stops, looks back at his cabin, and sees the giant banner hanging from the roof:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAKKAI AND HIS DEAD INCESTUOUS SISTER!]

...Yes, it's shaping up to be a wonderful one already, clearly.

Comments

[ssjbento]

O_o Ouch...
Happy Birthday Hakkai!

[vice_is_nice]

...I appreciate the sentiment, I suppose.

[goddamnemperor]

You are twins, I am assuming.

[vice_is_nice]

Were. Yes.

[goddamnemperor]

What was she like?

[observing you very openly]

[vice_is_nice]

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name?

[tokenrename]

[walking up the path with a pile of freshly cleaned clothes in a basket in hand]

...uh.

[vice_is_nice]

Dokugakuji-san. How unfortunate.

[tokenrename]

...

Happy birthday? Does this mean I have to do my job now?

[vice_is_nice]

Please don't worry about it, Dokugakuji-san. I'm hardly looking for any sort of birthday celebration. And, ah, I am not in need of counselling.

[inheritthewind]

*so i herd u liek twincest*

...just shoutin' it from the rooftop...

[vice_is_nice]

I didn't exactly hang that, thank you.

[inheritthewind]

Camp, huh. So, uh. Happy birthday, man. Bad things'll happen if you try to take it down, I'm guessin'.

[vice_is_nice]

Thank you kindly, though I'm not looking for well-wishes. ...And yes, I assume so, though I suppose it is always worth the attempt.

[viceisnice]

That wasn't very tactful of whoever wanted to wish you a happy birthday, was it?

[vice_is_nice]

Unfortunately not. I'm sure I would normally appreciate the sentiment. However...

[viceisnice]

Maybe someone just got overenthusiastic?

[vice_is_nice]

I am not sure I am seeing what I would normally dub enthusiasm.