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[vice_is_nice]

[Today, Hakkai is busying himself with chores, and is in the process of carrying out a laundry basket to head off to the laundromat when he stops, looks back at his cabin, and sees the giant banner hanging from the roof:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAKKAI AND HIS DEAD INCESTUOUS SISTER!]

...Yes, it's shaping up to be a wonderful one already, clearly.

Comments

[viceisnice]

That wasn't very tactful of whoever wanted to wish you a happy birthday, was it?

[vice_is_nice]

Unfortunately not. I'm sure I would normally appreciate the sentiment. However...

[viceisnice]

Maybe someone just got overenthusiastic?

[vice_is_nice]

I am not sure I am seeing what I would normally dub enthusiasm.

[viceisnice]

Well, enthusiasm paired with brain damage, perhaps.

[vice_is_nice]

Somehow it does not seem like a well-wisher who got caught up in such things.

[viceisnice]

I'd agree, but I've also learned to never underestimate the power of idiocy.

[vice_is_nice]

Moreover, there's the question of what idiot I would inform of any intimate details.

[viceisnice]

Now that, I can't offer an answer for, since I don't know you well enough to say. In point of fact, I don't know you at all. Though I'm presuming your name is 'Hakkai'.

[vice_is_nice]

Cho Hakkai, grief counsellor.

[viceisnice]

Zhu Irzh, demon control officer. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[vice_is_nice]

What an ominous-sounding title.

[viceisnice]

[waves a hand dismissively] A bit, maybe, but it's not as bad as it sounds. I'm just here to limit predation on the humans, that sort of thing. I've scarcely been needed. Besides, there seems to be enough demon hunters here that I'd be beaten to the punch if something were to happen.

[vice_is_nice]

I have noticed that, haha.

[viceisnice]

Well, it's hard to miss when they go about asking how they can best kill you.

[vice_is_nice]

Yes, I've noticed that one too.