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[cornierthanthou]

[Remember how vicious all the rabbits at camp are? Well not far from a were-rabbit village there is now what seems to be a nefarious bunnyman parading about in platemail and wearing a large, sheathed blade. There's another of those were-rabbits (albeit in tribal garb) chattering incomprehensibly at him while offering a steaming plate of...

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[ashadowofhope]

*in a nearby bush... watching STEALTHILY... and wondering why the HECK you FEEL familiar*

[cornierthanthou]

[It is ever the scholar's quandary, and must needs be addressed here: How is a man in ebony full plate EVER stealthy in a nearby bush?]

Do listen, I have no intention of eating... that. Do not follow me! I am leavi--

[Fortunately for you, Oswald, Cornelius is preoccupied. Unfortunately, he's backing up into that bush, away from the albino were-rabbit, INTO YOU]

[ashadowofhope]

*Hey, if I can infiltrate a castle with only a drunken-out-of-his-mind chauvinist spotting me, I have mad skills, yo.*

*Meanwhile, back at the bush, Oswald ponders jumping away but is held fast by his curiosity of why you are so familiar. Clearly a crash is inevitable.*

[cornierthanthou]

[Clearly, except a smaller object running into a bigger object results simply in a dull thud. Or maybe a clang.]

I appear not to be alone in this bush! [Spinning around, rabbit-hand on blade hilt] You there, what is your intent?

[alwaysuserubber]

...Uhooo! IT'S BIG!

[cornierthanthou]

[Hark, a strange boy!]

Pray, I hope you refer to something other than this grotesque roast!

[alwaysuserubber]

[INSPECTING THIS HERE GIANT WERE-RABBIT]

It looks like the ones from Drum Island!

[cornierthanthou]

That you are capable of comparing this cannibal's feast to another such dish is not at all reassuring...

[icanhasseeing]

[I am attracted to bunnys and meat.]

It's not even warm.

[cornierthanthou]

[Looking rather shocked at the talking cat, but chivalry demands...]

Speaking kitten, this is not cuisine I recommend you partake.

[icanhasseeing]

My name is Arhu, and I wouldn't eat that. It looks sick.

[May be eying the other rabbits, though]

[cornierthanthou]

I am Cornelius of Titania, and it gladdens my heart to hear you say so. I could offer you much more wholesome fare, if you'll but give me a moment to send away this unwanted companion.

[nut_timesharing]

Are you all right?

[cornierthanthou]

Hail, stranger! I believe I am in no danger --the violent members of this one's tribe did not see fit to pursue me. I am merely left trying to dissuade this one. Any aid you may provide would be appreciated!

[nut_timesharing]

Okay. I can fight with you.

[cornierthanthou]

Do not misunderstand my intent: It is not my wish to do undue harm to this native Pooka. That we might drive him off instead would be preferable.

[everysoulutake]

[jiiiiiiii]

...my, how curious.

[cornierthanthou]

[The albino were-rabbit is now trying to dab Cornelius' mouth with the greasy end of that people-drumstick.]

Some assistance, if you would! I know not your native bestiary, and this one seems most [dodge!] insistent.

1/3

[everysoulutake]

[Contemplating this! Because, really, how useful can some bunny...thing be useful to him in the grand scheme of things?]

[everysoulutake]

[...though, then again, he's supposed to be on his best behavior here just in case any of his former 'companions' were to arrive and they are from an earlier point in time. So--]