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[cornierthanthou]

[Remember how vicious all the rabbits at camp are? Well not far from a were-rabbit village there is now what seems to be a nefarious bunnyman parading about in platemail and wearing a large, sheathed blade. There's another of those were-rabbits (albeit in tribal garb) chattering incomprehensibly at him while offering a steaming plate of...

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[ashadowofhope]

*in a nearby bush... watching STEALTHILY... and wondering why the HECK you FEEL familiar*

[cornierthanthou]

[It is ever the scholar's quandary, and must needs be addressed here: How is a man in ebony full plate EVER stealthy in a nearby bush?]

Do listen, I have no intention of eating... that. Do not follow me! I am leavi--

[Fortunately for you, Oswald, Cornelius is preoccupied. Unfortunately, he's backing up into that bush, away from the albino were-rabbit, INTO YOU]

[ashadowofhope]

*Hey, if I can infiltrate a castle with only a drunken-out-of-his-mind chauvinist spotting me, I have mad skills, yo.*

*Meanwhile, back at the bush, Oswald ponders jumping away but is held fast by his curiosity of why you are so familiar. Clearly a crash is inevitable.*

[cornierthanthou]

[Clearly, except a smaller object running into a bigger object results simply in a dull thud. Or maybe a clang.]

I appear not to be alone in this bush! [Spinning around, rabbit-hand on blade hilt] You there, what is your intent?

[ashadowofhope]

*Looks down at the pooka... when suddenly...*

You hail from Erion...

[cornierthanthou]

May this be no trick! My native home mentioned! Hark, I am Cornelius of Titania, currently seeking to --Hold, gentle savage! I want none of that unwholesome roast!-- impress upon the local Pooka that I am not one of them.

[ashadowofhope]

*...Cornelius, the prince of Titania? A pooka? Either this is a ruse or the land has altered him to such a state... Yet... he also holds a psypher... Did the Titanians poses such a weapon?

There is much to ask this so-called prince of Titania...*

[ashadowofhope]

*And for that I need him alive!*

...stand down, feral pookas... lest you wish to become meat...

[cornierthanthou]

I beg that you do them no harm. They are merely overzealous in their attempt to draw me into their tribe.

[ashadowofhope]

... *you are making this difficult*

*So instead of outright killing them, he's going to release a gentle cyclone that'll scoop up the bunnies and... well, after that it's anyone's guess what happens to them but the point is they aren't here to bother us*

[cornierthanthou]

That--! I know that spell! You there, name yourself!

[ashadowofhope]

*stare*

...you do not know?

[cornierthanthou]

[Stare. They never ran into each other in their paths, did they?]

I do not, though should I?

[ashadowofhope]

*I just sort of thought that everybody knew who I was... oh, and Corny has a thing for girls doesn't he?*

I am Oswald. The Shadow Knight.

[cornierthanthou]

Ringford's Shadow Knight!? I had thought you to cut a much more imposing figure. Is that your dread sword sheathed there?

[ashadowofhope]

Your time for questions have passed, Pooka prince. Now... tell me... before coming here have you heard word of Gwen-- Odin's daughter?