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[faileh]

[itp: Steve is kneeling in the bushes, squeaking a pet toy. I'm sure the noise is quite annoying.

Claire is leaning against a tree, facepalming at him.]

Here puppies!

...Steve, that isn't what I--

Heeeeeeere, puppies!

Comments

[made_inheaven]

[FACEPALM. Just.....FACEPALM.]

Steve, I don't think you're going to find one that way.

[faileh]

You said they were around.

[made_inheaven]

I said there MIGHT be some. You never know what's in camp.

[faileh]

If there is a puppy I am going to find it.

[pwntakesqueen]

--Wow is that annoying. I mean-- okay, it's really. Really annoying. I-- do you want to, maybe, possibly, you know... stop that? That'd be great.

Annoying.

[faileh]

Just for a little longer... one might be coming.

[pwntakesqueen]

One what? Somebody who isn't going to be really annoyed at your little squeaky noise? Hey, hate to break it to you, friend, buddy, pal-- ain't gonna happen.

[faileh]

I'm looking for a puppy.

[vicfurryfanfare]

There are puppies here?

[faileh]

Yeah, I--

[holy crap]

[vicfurryfanfare]

I didn't know that. I don't see too many dogs to begin with.

[faileh]

I'm guessing a mirror is out of the question.

[mygodlyright]

[ladies and gentlemen, the protagonists I have to deal with]

[faileh]

...

[getting up and standing in front of claire]

Wesker.

[mygodlyright]

[love me Steve love me]

Steve. Pet-hunting?

[faileh]

...yes.

[gunleftsmoking]

[ahh. and you wondered why Snake didn't want him playing with guns.]

You'd probably have better luck netting a kitten.

[faileh]

But we want a puppy.

[gunleftsmoking]

We?

[faileh]

Me and my girlfriend.

[man saying that never gets old]