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[faileh]

[itp: Steve is kneeling in the bushes, squeaking a pet toy. I'm sure the noise is quite annoying.

Claire is leaning against a tree, facepalming at him.]

Here puppies!

...Steve, that isn't what I--

Heeeeeeere, puppies!

Comments

[pwntakesqueen]

--Wow is that annoying. I mean-- okay, it's really. Really annoying. I-- do you want to, maybe, possibly, you know... stop that? That'd be great.

Annoying.

[faileh]

Just for a little longer... one might be coming.

[pwntakesqueen]

One what? Somebody who isn't going to be really annoyed at your little squeaky noise? Hey, hate to break it to you, friend, buddy, pal-- ain't gonna happen.

[faileh]

I'm looking for a puppy.

[pwntakesqueen]

Hm, well, okay, now I'm torn. Everybody likes puppies, after all.

--Normal puppy, right? Not some sort of terrible, deformed camp-style puppy?

[faileh]

Normal puppies.

[pwntakesqueen]

Then go! Go with my, uh, my blessing! Make obnoxious little squeaking noises to your heart's content!

I get to pet it when it gets here, though.

[faileh]

Sure! Wanna help?

[has a bag of treats for rustling, too]

[pwntakesqueen]

Gimme. [Takes sack. Rustle rustle rustle]

Heeeeere puppy puppy puppy~ Adorable, sweet, fluffy little chick-magnet you...

[faileh]

...

Are you hitting on my girlfriend?

[pwntakesqueen]

Well, that seems pretty unlikely, seeing as we've only just met, but hey, you know what-- even if I were, you know what? I don't think she belongs to you, pal. She's not yours, okay? Okay, I think she-- hey, every woman gets to make her own choices, tough guy, okay?

[faileh]

...

[wow you're weird]

[pwntakesqueen]

Yeah, okay, that's called empowerment, okay? Yeah, I've been reading about it, pretty much. On the internet. Mm-hmm. Girls are all into that, apparently.

[faileh]

She's plenty empowered, yeah. Enough to handle whatever, but she's still my girlfriend, and I can be cranky if you hit on her.

[pwntakesqueen]

[Theatrical gasp]

You're not going to let me pet the puppy now, are you? Ice burn!

[faileh]

[siiiiigh]

You can pet the puppy. Just not Claire.