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MONSTER SELF-DEFENSE: LESSON ONE

Sep 08, 2009 21:05

Near the proverbial Center Of Camp, a number of gym mats have been tesselated into a large square ( Read more... )

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lietmeupinside September 8 2009, 11:16:13 UTC

Wh-what are you doing? Be careful! It's going to bite you!

sstohelit September 8 2009, 11:17:31 UTC

Not to worry, I've been assured that camp zombies are unusually ineffective for the breed. Now, watch closely.

[picks up sword]

A smooth sweeping motion is what you need...

lietmeupinside September 8 2009, 11:26:13 UTC

A-at least stand back before you do it!

sstohelit September 8 2009, 11:28:37 UTC

The optimum distance for an efficient beheading is just beyond arm's length - like so.

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sidequestqueen September 8 2009, 11:22:37 UTC

A class on violence! How exciting.

sstohelit September 8 2009, 11:27:47 UTC

Indeed! This week we're doing things shaped like people.

sidequestqueen September 8 2009, 11:31:01 UTC

All people, or merely human people?

sstohelit September 8 2009, 11:32:57 UTC

Are there many non-human people shaped like giant spiders, tentacled things and rodents?

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icanhasseeing September 8 2009, 11:26:45 UTC

[Kitty is pausing to watch]

gothrumefirst September 8 2009, 11:34:45 UTC

KITTY!!

icanhasseeing September 8 2009, 11:36:19 UTC

[Jumps!]

What?!

gothrumefirst September 8 2009, 11:38:21 UTC

[Moving to pick you up]

You're still a kitty!

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reasonableforce September 8 2009, 11:35:50 UTC

I see [is taking down notes]

sstohelit September 8 2009, 12:34:31 UTC

I love it when they pay attention.

reasonableforce September 8 2009, 14:38:58 UTC

It's useful information. I'm not much of a fighter...

sstohelit September 9 2009, 04:20:16 UTC

Oh, it's all in the attitude, really. Well, and the weaponry, I suppose.

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unknownnumber September 8 2009, 11:37:30 UTC

Ha ha, they can be a real pain, huh?

unlistednumber September 8 2009, 11:44:02 UTC

They are very persistent.

unknownnumber September 8 2009, 11:45:50 UTC

Yeah, and they keep pulling themselves back together after you smash them. It's a real downer.

unlistednumber September 8 2009, 11:50:21 UTC

It is surprising to see them recover from going to pieces like that.

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