MONSTER SELF-DEFENSE: LESSON ONE
Near the proverbial Center Of Camp, a number of gym mats have been tesselated into a large square.
On it, a tall gothic-looking lady with menacing hair has got a zombie in an armlock, and is lecturing the surrounding campers. There are a sword and what appears to be a common household poker lying near her on the mats.
"Now, that technique will work on most humanoids, but I'd advise against using it on this fellow and his friends if you're inexperienced - it brings you rather too close to the teeth, as- oh, bugger. Er... also it's hard to lock an arm which keeps coming off. No, get back here-
"...all right, children, now we're going to learn about decapitation."
[OOC: hay ridiculously belated intropost haaaaay. watch, mingle, raise hands and ask questions, if you're brave try out some moves.
EDIT: now i ded from midnight, picking up loose threads tomorrow :D]
On it, a tall gothic-looking lady with menacing hair has got a zombie in an armlock, and is lecturing the surrounding campers. There are a sword and what appears to be a common household poker lying near her on the mats.
"Now, that technique will work on most humanoids, but I'd advise against using it on this fellow and his friends if you're inexperienced - it brings you rather too close to the teeth, as- oh, bugger. Er... also it's hard to lock an arm which keeps coming off. No, get back here-
"...all right, children, now we're going to learn about decapitation."
[OOC: hay ridiculously belated intropost haaaaay. watch, mingle, raise hands and ask questions, if you're brave try out some moves.
EDIT: now i ded from midnight, picking up loose threads tomorrow :D]