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[hidesthebodies]

For those I haven't met, I am Mibu Oriya, the . . . Liaison to the Villainously Inclined. Since camp has persuaded me that it's in my best interests to start doing my job, I would appreciate it if any "villains" would take a minute to complete this survey. Fill it out yourself, fill it out for someone else, I really don't care. All replies will

Comments

[youschuldblame]

[laughing over here] Oh this is new.

[itsstormmink]

Is it?

[youschuldblame]

It's certainly amusing.

[itsstormmink]

In a way. I almost want to think it's a joke.

[itsstormmink]

Some of those aren't villainous, just stupid.

[hidesthebodies]

I agree.

[itsstormmink]

Then why were they included?

[hidesthebodies]

I was given a list of what to include.

[actualrapist]

[in ur cabin, taking a seat at your table]

[hidesthebodies]

[in my zombie whorehouse, you mean]

. . . Muraki.

[actualrapist]

[points at his laptop]

Are you serious?

[hidesthebodies]

People are really filling it out, surprisingly enough.

[hasibutzi]

Is that a real job?

[hidesthebodies]

Unfortunately, yes.

[hasibutzi]

Tot doesn't get why.

[hidesthebodies]

Why not?

[slashing_canon]

Hey, wait-- what?!

[hidesthebodies]

Yes?

[slashing_canon]

I-I'm not trying to destroy the world! I'm trying to do the opposite!

[hidesthebodies]

Then you don't need to fill in the poll, do you?