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[hidesthebodies]

For those I haven't met, I am Mibu Oriya, the . . . Liaison to the Villainously Inclined. Since camp has persuaded me that it's in my best interests to start doing my job, I would appreciate it if any "villains" would take a minute to complete this survey. Fill it out yourself, fill it out for someone else, I really don't care. All replies will

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[slashing_canon]

Hey, wait-- what?!

[hidesthebodies]

Yes?

[slashing_canon]

I-I'm not trying to destroy the world! I'm trying to do the opposite!

[hidesthebodies]

Then you don't need to fill in the poll, do you?

[slashing_canon]

I-I couldn't help it...or something like that.

[hidesthebodies]

Right. If you really feel that it's in error, I'll be happy to ignore it.

[slashing_canon]

Well, now it's going to bother me -- what if it's true and... maybe I just don't know it?

[hidesthebodies]

. . . well, you can either continue to worry about it or decide that it isn't true. Whatever makes you happy.

[slashing_canon]

...Man, that's what everyone always says. "I need to decide for myself".

[hidesthebodies]

It's good advice.

[slashing_canon]

I guess, but it's not really very helpful if I don't know the answer. If I knew what I wanted to do, then it wouldn't be a problem...

But how am I supposed to decide for myself if I don't know what I want to choose? Or what there even is to choose, most of the time?