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[trunkate]

[ There's a man with a white shirt looking down at a big, fat label that happened to attach itself to him.

DO NOT TAKE WHILE PREGNANT, MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT LOSS OF SIGHT, INSOMNIA AND NAUSEA. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR OVER THE AGE OF 40. RARE BUT SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS ARE EXTREME TERROR AND DEATH.You know, for

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[narcolepsnip]

[lol. and it seems i've conveniently avoided labelling ♥]

You have something against pregnant women?

[trunkate]

Not that I know of.

[narcolepsnip]

Well, it's what the label suggests ...

[trunkate]

It might just be wrong.

[alwaysuserubber]

["WAIT 12 HOURS BEFORE SWIMMING AFTER TAKING. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE BLEEDING, BRUISING, CRYING, SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY, LOSS OF HEARING OR SANITY, AND INSPIRING ACTS OF BADASSERY." ...that said, is laughing at your label]

That's a funny name.

[trunkate]

Could be because it's not my name.

[alwaysuserubber]

You sure?

[trunkate]

Pretty damn sure.

[eatsroadkill]

[his is sort of washed-out and basically illegible, although there's a bit that looks like it might say "MAY CAUSE BAD BREATH" about a quarter of the way down]

...true?

[trunkate]

No.

[eatsroadkill]

[nods]

You are. You are for seeing and not-seeing. This place, it is a good place for you. I can tell.

[...scratches at his own label, which is affixed to his skin, or possibly painted on]

[trunkate]

You know, I'm not entirely sure that's a fair assessment.

[numisma]

You know, temporary or permanent loss of (insomnia and nausea) would actually be pretty cool.

[trunkate]

I didn't write it, you can ask someone else about the grammar.

[mastersparktion]

[WARNING:KEEP AWAY FROM OPEN FLAME. MAY CONTAIN VOLATILE, HALLUCINOGENIC, OR OTHERWISE HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES. COMMON EFFECTS INCLUDE MILD TO SEVERE IRRITATION AND LOSS OF PROPERTY.]

Hey, I hardly ever contain some of those.

[trunkate]

Hardly ever?

[mastersparktion]

Besides, you kinda build up a resistance after a while.

[donationsorgtfo]

'Hallucinogenic'?