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[trunkate]

[ There's a man with a white shirt looking down at a big, fat label that happened to attach itself to him.

DO NOT TAKE WHILE PREGNANT, MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT LOSS OF SIGHT, INSOMNIA AND NAUSEA. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR OVER THE AGE OF 40. RARE BUT SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS ARE EXTREME TERROR AND DEATH.You know, for

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[alwaysuserubber]

["WAIT 12 HOURS BEFORE SWIMMING AFTER TAKING. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE BLEEDING, BRUISING, CRYING, SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY, LOSS OF HEARING OR SANITY, AND INSPIRING ACTS OF BADASSERY." ...that said, is laughing at your label]

That's a funny name.

[trunkate]

Could be because it's not my name.

[alwaysuserubber]

You sure?

[trunkate]

Pretty damn sure.

[alwaysuserubber]

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Ah! I have one too!

[trunkate]

And so you do.

[alwaysuserubber]

[pulls at it]

What is this thing?

[trunkate]

Looks a bit like a warning label. Unless you'd rather it be a nametag.

[alwaysuserubber]

[...tries to read it upside down]

[trunkate]

. . . do you want me to read it to you?

[alwaysuserubber]

Oh! Yeah, thanks!

[trunkate]

[DOES SO.]

[alwaysuserubber]

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[trunkate]

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