itp: bff's birthday

[loltruth]

[as you meander through the mess hall for supper, you might spot Souji standing by one of the tables. in his hands are birthday candles that he's sticking into a unicorn shaped cake that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUSUKE on it. not to far is package nicely wrapped in newspaper with a bow on top

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[inndependent]

...I-I'm sure Yousuke-kun will be pleased you've thought of him, but... why a unicorn?

[loltruth]

Actually, it was a square when I put it in the oven.

[inndependent]

I'm not sure if that should worry me more than it does.

I hope someone comes up with a lighter -- I don't think I'm going to be any help with that.

[loltruth]

I could always ask for an Agidyne.

[renovateyourass]

[why does HE get a unicorn cake :( -- i mean]

Didn't know it was his birthday.

[loltruth]

I thought we'd celebrate together.

[renovateyourass]

[shrugs]

Don't really think he'd want me here.

[loltruth]

Why would you say that?

[cancelingblades]

A-a unicorn?

[cancelingblades]

I-I mean, thanks, man.

[loltruth]

Sorry, it was square when I put it in the oven. It sort of just ... came out like this.

[cancelingblades]

Haha, at least it wasn't intentional, right?

[shootmycannon]

TOO MANY BIRTHDAYS.

[loltruth]

... There's nothing you can do about it.

[cancelingblades]

What're you gonna do about it?

[myblackwand]

Ah?

((Sort of slow and flaky.))

[loltruth]

Hey, Morrolan-san. Here for Yousuke's birthday?

[check out that awesome unicorn cake, it's so awesome]

[myblackwand]

I hadn't known of the occasion, I'm afraid.

*I am checking it out, believe me*

...though I mean no offense, the artist who designed this confection has clearly never seen a lyorn, though perhaps they have heard a description.

[loltruth]

It kind of came out of the oven this way. When I baked it, it was a square.

... But what's an Iyorn?