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[purple_pliers]

[In the Mess Hall Kitchen, Violet is tuning up and repairing all the appliances.]

Our cooks are all geniuses.

((EDIT: Done for the night! Will pick up threads tomorrow.))

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[hopeforstirring]

[munching an apple]

Genius?

[purple_pliers]

To supply food for so many people with such badly repaired equipment takes talent.

[hopeforstirring]

Are things broken?

[purple_pliers]

Quite a lot of things, really. Not enough that they'd stop working, but certainly enough that they'd stop working properly.

[knowing_smile]

Does that include whoever prepares the Tuesday Soup?

[purple_pliers]

...maybe that one is an evil genius.

[knowing_smile]

No arguement here.

So what makes the rest geniuses though?

[purple_pliers]

I'm just really impressed they've been managing to feed us all while using this broken-down equipment.

[ahotpeace]

[can has pizza ohm nom nom]

[purple_pliers]

Oooh, pizza.

[ahotpeace]

You can't have any, you're working.

[purple_pliers]

Not even one motivational bite?

[made_in_me]

How they so genius?

[purple_pliers]

Well, all of this is in pretty bad shape. So I'm impressed they can make anything edible with it.

[made_in_me]

Hnph, all you need is butcher knife and a wok.

[purple_pliers]

And a stove. Which is the broken bit.

[so_sew_me]

*is returning a dirty plate because she's polite like that*

Mmm~! I know! Their food is so yummy and different from back home!

[purple_pliers]

It really is! And they've been working with some pretty run-down appliances, too!

[so_sew_me]

Really? Oh! And you're fixing up their stuff! That's totally awesome of you!

[purple_pliers]

Um, well, thank you! I enjoy it, and it seemed like it would be helpful, so.