ITP: Get out of the closet already!

[arememberedoath]

It's okay to come out of the closet you know. You don't have to hide anymore.

Hahahaha! Me, hide? No way! I'm just. Inspecting the area for terrorists.

... Terrorists?

Yeah! There were totally supposed to be terrorists in this closet!

... I see.

(ooc; Post for America and Kairi! If you want a specific one, just let me know somewhere! Otherwise

Comments

[adawningoath]

What, as if the mega zombies weren't bad enough?

[arememberedoath]

It looks uncomfortable in there...

[adawningoath]

Can't blame him for wanting to be safe, but that's a bit much.

[arememberedoath]

Yeah... But those zombies are really scary, too.

[chart_my_course]

...Terrorists.

[me_fuckyeah]

They're a huge security risk! Who knows what they'll do if left unchecked!

[chart_my_course]

And you're sure they're really here?

[me_fuckyeah]

I haven't finished my investigation yet.

[INSPECTING]

[alwaysuserubber]

[YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN THIS CLOSET?]

[me_fuckyeah]

[PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT A ZOMBIE]

[alwaysuserubber]

[I DUNNO, BUT THERE IS A HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER!!1]

[me_fuckyeah]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[papacapinyo]

[... ping]

[arememberedoath]

Didn't you say you wanted a hamburger?

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh yeah! Could you get me one?

[papacapinyo]

Yo, what's goin' on here?

[me_fuckyeah]

[.... you jerk!!!11!!!]

AHHHH! THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE!

[step3profit]

Shut up.

[retracting hir tentacles.]

[me_fuckyeah]

M-more monsters?!