ITP: Get out of the closet already!

[arememberedoath]

It's okay to come out of the closet you know. You don't have to hide anymore.

Hahahaha! Me, hide? No way! I'm just. Inspecting the area for terrorists.

... Terrorists?

Yeah! There were totally supposed to be terrorists in this closet!

... I see.

(ooc; Post for America and Kairi! If you want a specific one, just let me know somewhere! Otherwise

Comments

[alwaysuserubber]

[YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN THIS CLOSET?]

[me_fuckyeah]

[PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT A ZOMBIE]

[alwaysuserubber]

[I DUNNO, BUT THERE IS A HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER!!1]

[me_fuckyeah]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[alwaysuserubber]

[...lolololol]

[me_fuckyeah]

AHH-- Wait, you're not a zombie!

[alwaysuserubber]

Nope! Ahh, you should've seen your face!!

[me_fuckyeah]

I totally would have taken on a zombie after the shock wore off!

[alwaysuserubber]

Shishishi.

[me_fuckyeah]

Really!!

Are they gone yet?

[alwaysuserubber]

Who, the zombies?

[me_fuckyeah]

[nod nod nod]

[alwaysuserubber]

Nah, they're everywhere.