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[crouchingmoron]

[today, wherever you are, a person in an odd costume is wandering up to you]

Hello there~~. Welcome to the festival! Would you like some candy~~?

((Standard intro warnings ETA: And I'm done for the night! Feel free to keep commenting, I'll pick up tomorrow baaack))

Comments

[shazam_wow]

Oh, no thank you! I really shouldn't take candy from strangers, but that's a lovely costume!

[crouchingmoron]

If you're sure, miss! Though it is Circus candy, so I can promise it's 100% safe. And thank you~~!

[shazam_wow]

Well, I have to be a positive example to others, so it's really nothing personal. I'm sure you're completely reliable! But if someone were to come across someone who wasn't and they assumed it was okay, well, that would be no good at all!

[crouchingmoron]

That's an excellent point! You're a good role model for sure.

[whenurgood2nana]

What kind of weird costume is that?

[crouchingmoron]

Do you really think it's weird, miss...?

[whenurgood2nana]

Definitely. What's it supposed to be anyways? A demon cat...thing?

[crouchingmoron]

[name of animal species that you've never heard of]! Nothing demonic at all!

[screwwikipedia]

Do I really look that young...?

[crouchingmoron]

Ah, it's doesn't have anything to do with age! I'm supposed to welcome everyone to the festival today, young and old! ♥

[screwwikipedia]

...Mm. What sort of festival?

[crouchingmoron]

A Circus festival! With booths and fantastic performances!

[hitme_baby]

Nobody mentioned a festival...

[crouchingmoron]

Really? I thought for sure everyone would have known!

[hitme_baby]

T-this is the first I've heard of it!

[crouchingmoron]

How strange! They're usually big deals in places like this!

[moreredcabbage]

[watches quietly]

[crouchingmoron]

[not letting you get a way with that, oh no. addressing directly!]

Hi there! Candy?

[moreredcabbage]

[!]

Ah. Sure. What is this for?

[crouchingmoron]

[hands her a lollipop]

The festival!