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[crouchingmoron]

[today, wherever you are, a person in an odd costume is wandering up to you]

Hello there~~. Welcome to the festival! Would you like some candy~~?

((Standard intro warnings ETA: And I'm done for the night! Feel free to keep commenting, I'll pick up tomorrow baaack))

Comments

[hitme_baby]

Nobody mentioned a festival...

[crouchingmoron]

Really? I thought for sure everyone would have known!

[hitme_baby]

T-this is the first I've heard of it!

[crouchingmoron]

How strange! They're usually big deals in places like this!

[hitme_baby]

Ah, compared to some of the other big waves in this place, a festival is only a ripple.

[crouchingmoron]

This is a troublesome area, huh?

[hitme_baby]

That's camp for you.

[crouchingmoron]

Camp?

[hitme_baby]

That's right. This is Camp Fuck U Die. The place you're stuck in.

[crouchingmoron]

That's not the right name...

[taking off the head]

[crouchingmoron]

[and taking a good long look around]

...definitely not the right town.

[hitme_baby]

They tricked another one, haah.

[crouchingmoron]

Another one?

[hitme_baby]

You're stuck here, we all are.

[crouchingmoron]

Stuck? How?! My sense of direction isn't that bad, I'm sure I can get back to town somehow...

[hitme_baby]

Stuck as in you can't leave!