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[gloves_come_off]

[Mustang is sitting against a tree, reading a book, ignoring the very large sign in front of him that reads:

"ANGER MANAGEMENT ADVICE FROM COLONEL MUSTANG: HOW TO HANDLE QUELLING PESKY URGES OF REVENGE (A DISH BEST SERVED WITH LOTS OF BURNING FIRE)"]

((GOOD LORD I got raped, I-I'll be picking up threads))

Comments

[lordoverflowers]

...

*kicking at the sign*

[gloves_come_off]

[go for it]

Hmm?

[lordoverflowers]

*...GODDAMN SIGN SCUFFED MY SUPER EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SHOES. IT MUST DIE.*

*FLAIL FLAIL KICK*

[gloves_come_off]

. . .

Perhaps you should take a few deep breaths.

[whenurgood2nana]

Nice sign.

[gloves_come_off]

Not my design.

[whenurgood2nana]

Figured as much.

[gloves_come_off]

Though a beautiful girl like yourself shouldn't bother herself with this sort of thing.

[officialrapier]

...Revenge?

[gloves_come_off]

So it says. Does a lovely young woman like yourself need advice on such a thing?

[officialrapier]

...It's a bit complicated.

[gloves_come_off]

[raises an eyebrow]

If it's something you truly want to discuss, I would gladly listen. But I warn you, the sign is a bit misleading.

[littlestsoldier]

I agree with the sign!

[spankmyvampup]

The angel took the words out of my mouth.

[littlestsoldier]

Fire always makes it better.

[spankmyvampup]

And bulletproof monsters always hate fire.

[myblackwand]

*burning vengeance ping*

Really, camp has been extravagant with signs, of late.

[shutup_vlad]

[I will be over here, saying nothing. Pointedly.]

[myblackwand]

*it was just a few villages. and a god.*

[shutup_vlad]

[And a war.]