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[gloves_come_off]

[Mustang is sitting against a tree, reading a book, ignoring the very large sign in front of him that reads:

"ANGER MANAGEMENT ADVICE FROM COLONEL MUSTANG: HOW TO HANDLE QUELLING PESKY URGES OF REVENGE (A DISH BEST SERVED WITH LOTS OF BURNING FIRE)"]

((GOOD LORD I got raped, I-I'll be picking up threads))

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[lordoverflowers]

...

*kicking at the sign*

[gloves_come_off]

[go for it]

Hmm?

[lordoverflowers]

*...GODDAMN SIGN SCUFFED MY SUPER EXPENSIVE DESIGNER SHOES. IT MUST DIE.*

*FLAIL FLAIL KICK*

[gloves_come_off]

. . .

Perhaps you should take a few deep breaths.

[lordoverflowers]

AAAAAHHHHH!!!

[gloves_come_off]

. . .

[lordoverflowers]

DID YOU PUT THAT THERE, BASTARD.

[gloves_come_off]

I imagine it followed me, so possibly.

[lordoverflowers]

So you admit it's yours.

[gloves_come_off]

I'm the Colonel mentioned in the sign.

[lordoverflowers]

Your chicken is as shitty as your sign.

[gloves_come_off]

. . .I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that.

[lordoverflowers]

Let me speak in a language you can understand then.

...

[gloves_come_off]

[goes back to reading]

[lordoverflowers]

...

*TRYING TO DESTROY YOUR SIGN INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES.*

[gloves_come_off]

[please do]