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[penalcodes]

[Today by the lake, there is a young man shouting at the tentacle monster.]

Freeze -- you're under arrest! ... I said, freeze! If you move another... tentacle, I'll shoot! I mean it!

[... yeah, maybe someone should tell him that this isn't such a good idea. Or you could just point and laugh. That works too.]

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[vrooooooooom]

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[penalcodes]

-- Tatsuya? You're here too?

[vrooooooooom]

What are you doing here?

[penalcodes]

I seem to have been hired as law enforcement. But what about you? You never mentioned that you were going to summer camp.

[shutup_vlad]

...I'm pretty sure that's not going to work in the way you want that to work.

[penalcodes]

Perhaps not, but I had to try. As an officer of the law, I couldn't simply overlook her crimes.

[shutup_vlad]

[pfffttttt] Seriously?

[penalcodes]

I have to do my job, after all.

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[penalcodes]

Can I help you with something?

[alwaysuserubber]

You shouldn't make her mad. She'll leave you alone if you're not a jerk.

[penalcodes]

But I've heard she's assaulted numerous campers...

[follow_3_steps]

Just leave her alone before she drowns you.

[penalcodes]

She's guilty of multiple counts of assault. I can't just ignore that.

[follow_3_steps]

Yes you can.

[penalcodes]

... Well, I suppose I'll have to for now, at least, though I don't like to.

[cancelingblades]

That's probably not a good idea right now. Especially with the Moogles being gone and all.

[penalcodes]

Moogles?

[cancelingblades]

Oh, yeah, you're probably new, too, huh?

Anyway, the Moogles protect us from dying here, but right now ... we don't really have that protection. Marcy-

[waves a hand toward the lake before crossing his arms again]

-is a little too threatening to deal with right now.

[penalcodes]

Yes, I've only just arrived here.

At any rate, I can't let a bit of danger prevent me from doing my duty.