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[penalcodes]

[Today by the lake, there is a young man shouting at the tentacle monster.]

Freeze -- you're under arrest! ... I said, freeze! If you move another... tentacle, I'll shoot! I mean it!

[... yeah, maybe someone should tell him that this isn't such a good idea. Or you could just point and laugh. That works too.]

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Comments

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[penalcodes]

Can I help you with something?

[alwaysuserubber]

You shouldn't make her mad. She'll leave you alone if you're not a jerk.

[penalcodes]

But I've heard she's assaulted numerous campers...

[alwaysuserubber]

Probably 'cause they were shooting at her like you. Anyway, it's bad when she gets riled up like that. She could break Sunny in half on accident or something. She's pretty strong.

[penalcodes]

... I see. Well, then, it looks as though I have no choice but to let it go for now.

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah, thanks. It's hard to get back to the ship when Marcy keeps trying to pull me underwater.

[penalcodes]

You have a ship?

[alwaysuserubber]

Yep!

[points to the other side of the lake! THERE IS A HUGE SHIP flying a pirate flag /o/]

[penalcodes]

That's rather impressive. But how did you sail it into the lake? It doesn't appear to be connected to any other body of water...

[alwaysuserubber]

We got caught in a whirlpool, and we ended up here.

[penalcodes]

... I may not know much about sailing, but I am fairly certain that whirlpools are not supposed to work that way.

[alwaysuserubber]

We're here, though, so that one did.

[penalcodes]

[... well, I guess I can't argue with that logic]

Yes, I suppose it must have.

[alwaysuserubber]

How'd you get here?

[penalcodes]

By plane, of course.