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[fu_loudspeaker]

WELL NOW YOU LITTLE SHITS HAVE DONE IT. GOOD JOB, THE STATE-SAVING MOOGLES HAVE GONE ON STRIKE. YEAH. NO DYING FOR YOU DUMB PUNKS UNTIL WE FINISH NEGOTIATING WITH THE LITTLE FURBALLS, WHICH IS GONNA TAKE AT LEAST A FUCKING WEEK.

THEY SAID THEY MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR SENJI. FUCKING LOVE SENJI, IT'S CREEPY AS ALL HELL. THEY'VE GOT THIS FUCKING SHRINE

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[get_sometail]

Can't say I blame 'em.

[follow_3_steps]

Is that where my moogle went? I guess that's why he was making that equal rights for moogles sign.

[get_sometail]

Yeah, I bet that's where he is.

[follow_3_steps]

I bet he took all my snacks with him.

[alwaysuserubber]

[WHO THE HELL SAID THAT]

[kick_up_a_notch]

[points at the loudspeaker thing]

[alwaysuserubber]

A bell?

[kick_up_a_notch]

It's a speaker, it's like a siren, only it can do more than just alarms.

[second_daddy]

Come back my life-saving, fluffy friends! I already miss the little flicky ball things on your heads, and your cherry noses, and your soft fur... Come baaaaaaaaaack!

[porktheoneulove]

WAIT! ........................... WE HAD MOOGLES?!

[kafukaesque]

They're all boys, so you didn't notice them. Silly Onigiri!

[Breaking the FF9 fourth wall here]

[porktheoneulove]

.... but their fur, their delicate pompoms... their need of lubricant hair gel! FINAL FANTASY! YOU MISLEAD ME AGAIN!

I haven't been so disappointed since I found out Kuja tucks...

[kafukaesque]

At least you'll always have X-2!

[follow_3_steps]

...what.

[trump_apple]

Yuta, what happened?

[follow_3_steps]

The moogles are striking. If people die they'll stay dead.

[trump_apple]

But that's no good at all! We'll have to be extra-careful.