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[fu_loudspeaker]

WELL NOW YOU LITTLE SHITS HAVE DONE IT. GOOD JOB, THE STATE-SAVING MOOGLES HAVE GONE ON STRIKE. YEAH. NO DYING FOR YOU DUMB PUNKS UNTIL WE FINISH NEGOTIATING WITH THE LITTLE FURBALLS, WHICH IS GONNA TAKE AT LEAST A FUCKING WEEK.

THEY SAID THEY MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR SENJI. FUCKING LOVE SENJI, IT'S CREEPY AS ALL HELL. THEY'VE GOT THIS FUCKING SHRINE

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[porktheoneulove]

WAIT! ........................... WE HAD MOOGLES?!

[kafukaesque]

They're all boys, so you didn't notice them. Silly Onigiri!

[Breaking the FF9 fourth wall here]

[porktheoneulove]

.... but their fur, their delicate pompoms... their need of lubricant hair gel! FINAL FANTASY! YOU MISLEAD ME AGAIN!

I haven't been so disappointed since I found out Kuja tucks...

[kafukaesque]

At least you'll always have X-2!

[porktheoneulove]

Fuck yeah! It's about time they remembered the jiggle.

[kafukaesque]

All for you. And a pile of cash.

[porktheoneulove]

TWO VERY NOBLE REASONS

[youwillbemist]

...Excuse me?

[porktheoneulove]

[porktheoneulove]

...

[porktheoneulove]

Those hips just aren't FAIR.

[youwillbemist]

That's hardly my problem. I didn't even ask for them.

[porktheoneulove]

True enough... There was some plot or stuff like that...

You know, science can fix the rest to match, these days...

[youwillbemist]

[Endboss is unamused.]

I don't need to be 'fixed'.

[porktheoneulove]

Not fixed! ADJUSTED. [making a GESTURE around chest level]

[youwillbemist]

It's the same thing.