ITP: let's pretend it's lunchtime or something idk

[welove_eachothr]

*Suddenly, waffles! Hundreds of them, all around the messhall, along with every appropriate (and inappropriate) condiment you can imagine.*

Cherry and toucan jam? I wonder how it tastes...

((Gone for a few hours! Will pick up later. Back!))

Comments

[schadenfighter]

[YOU MAY HAVE A STRANGE SENSATION OF IMPENDING DOOM BEHIND YOU]

[welove_eachothr]

*IS OBLIVIOUS*

[schadenfighter]

[EXCELLENT swiping the jam jar from you]

[welove_eachothr]

Hey! What are you doing!?

[sidequestqueen]

It sounds intriguing...

[welove_eachothr]

It seems kind of strange, doesn't it?

[sidequestqueen]

Perhaps. It also sounds... Possibly tasty.

[Totally making it now.]

[welove_eachothr]

Do you think so? *WATCHING to see how you react*

[tis_allgood]

What sort of food is this?

((placeholderific))

[welove_eachothr]

Um... They're waffles.

[tis_allgood]

Half full of what?

[welove_eachothr]

No, no! This food is called "waffles". You can put jam or cream or other things on top, like a sandwich. You've never seen any before?

[yourcompetition]

If I were you I wouldn't try it.

[welove_eachothr]

Why not?

[yourcompetition]

You really think the toucans seem safe to eat?

[welove_eachothr]

I won't know until I try, right?

[canshatterglass]

Toucan-flavored, seriously? Ew.

[welove_eachothr]

It is kind of strange, isn't it? Maybe it's a foreign delicacy.

[canshatterglass]

Could be, I guess -- and if people like it, more power to 'em, but I'm not gonna touch the stuff.

[welove_eachothr]

Aren't you curious at all?