ITP: let's pretend it's lunchtime or something idk

[welove_eachothr]

*Suddenly, waffles! Hundreds of them, all around the messhall, along with every appropriate (and inappropriate) condiment you can imagine.*

Cherry and toucan jam? I wonder how it tastes...

((Gone for a few hours! Will pick up later. Back!))

Comments

[schadenfighter]

[YOU MAY HAVE A STRANGE SENSATION OF IMPENDING DOOM BEHIND YOU]

[welove_eachothr]

*IS OBLIVIOUS*

[schadenfighter]

[EXCELLENT swiping the jam jar from you]

[welove_eachothr]

Hey! What are you doing!?

[schadenfighter]

It's mine! [scooping out large gobs of it with her hand to eat]

[welove_eachothr]

... You're supposed to put it on the waffles.

[schadenfighter]

Hmm?

[welove_eachothr]

Don't you know how to eat waffles? You put the jam on top.

[schadenfighter]

But I'm not eating waffles.

[welove_eachothr]

But that jam is for waffles! You can't just take it!

[schadenfighter]

Watch me! [finishing off the last bits of it]

[welove_eachothr]

*I didn't want it after you put your grubby hand in it ANYWAY!!!11* Sheesh, you must really like it. What does it taste like, anyway?

[schadenfighter]

Cherries and something weird.

[welove_eachothr]

Weird how?

[schadenfighter]

I dunno, just weird! Kinda... feathery?

[welove_eachothr]

Wow! That's disgusting!