ITP: The night is mine!!

[haunted_pants]

[those of you outside at this hour will no doubt notice the boy on your roof... about to make a super good decision]

I AM THE BAT!

[do you stop him or watch the kid take a jump?]

((ooc: Intro for Hank! You know the drill. eta: slowing WAY down... keep tagging in, I will pick up in the morning.))

Comments

[sidequestqueen]

How intriguing... You don't look like a bat.

[haunted_pants]

... You're kidding right?

[sidequestqueen]

No. As far as I know, bats are small furry animals with wings... Possibly vampiric, but I do not see one been as large as you, however bloated with blood.

[haunted_pants]

Vampires? Awesome! Where?

[metamorbrick]

[--->Stop the kid]

Step away from the edge!

[haunted_pants]

No need to worry... Green Lantern.

[ker-JUMP]

[metamorbrick]

[Supercatch!]

I'm Miss Martian, and that's very dangerous.

[haunted_pants]

Whoa... you're, like, REALLY flying. Are you a super villain?

[virginshocker]

Wait what?

[haunted_pants]

The night is mine!

[ker-JUMP]

[virginshocker]

[uh no, levitating you with his powers]

Do everyone a favour and come up with something original next time.

[haunted_pants]

Awww... I was really gonna make it that time.

[ribbonaccessory]

[... sooo tempted to just watch him jump]

[haunted_pants]

[it's not too difficult]

[ker-JUMP]

[ribbonaccessory]

[sadly El is probably talking his ear off, so IMAGINARY TEAMWORK GOES HERE and the two manage to just catch him. they don't look particularly strained either.]

Dude, you need better hobbies.

[haunted_pants]

Awwwww... lame.

[itsstormmink]

...

[you can't be serious. Well. Let's watch and see if you are. Maybe you'll go splat on the ground, bloodbloodblood]

[haunted_pants]

[he's gonna make an effort]

[ker-JUMP]

[itsstormmink]

[and there he gooooooooes]

[haunted_pants]

[GAME OVER

RETRY?]