ITP: The night is mine!!

[haunted_pants]

[those of you outside at this hour will no doubt notice the boy on your roof... about to make a super good decision]

I AM THE BAT!

[do you stop him or watch the kid take a jump?]

((ooc: Intro for Hank! You know the drill. eta: slowing WAY down... keep tagging in, I will pick up in the morning.))

Comments

[sidequestqueen]

How intriguing... You don't look like a bat.

[haunted_pants]

... You're kidding right?

[sidequestqueen]

No. As far as I know, bats are small furry animals with wings... Possibly vampiric, but I do not see one been as large as you, however bloated with blood.

[haunted_pants]

Vampires? Awesome! Where?

[sidequestqueen]

I don't know. Why?

[haunted_pants]

Cuz I could totally take one out!

[sidequestqueen]

As a bat, aren't you traditionally meant to be friends with them?

[haunted_pants]

Pssh, no way! I have enough crazy nutjobs trying to kill me all the time!

[sidequestqueen]

Is that why you are jumping off the roof?

[haunted_pants]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot!

[ker-JUMP]

[sidequestqueen]

[Waiting for him to start flying...

...Oh dear, he can't fly. Is this what they call a suicide?]

[sidequestqueen]

[Catches him by the back of his shirt one-handed at the last second]

[haunted_pants]

[urgh]

[sidequestqueen]

[Drops him]

I respect your autonomy over your own life, but perhaps you could pick a better spot? Only I do not wish to have to clean these clothes.

[haunted_pants]

[rubbing his throat]

Whoa... How'd you do that?

[sidequestqueen]

Do you mean, how did I catch you?