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[itsallaboutmimi]

[It's already past Valentines Day, but that's not deferring some people. A group of unusually energetic zombies carrying heart shaped boxes of chocolate are chasing a little girl who looks like she came out of a pink rodeo]

Why does this keep happening to meeee?

((Sleep!))

Comments

[wellerthanthou]

. . . People try to offer you chocolates often?

[itsallaboutmimi]

It's not just chocolates!

[wellerthanthou]

Would you like some help?

[itsallaboutmimi]

If you can get them to stop, please.

[brokenclover]

[--omfg it's Mimi]

[itsallaboutmimi]

[yes it's the amazingly fabulous Mimi...falling flat on her face oh so gracefully]

[brokenclover]

[would offer to help her up, but]

Are you all right?

[itsallaboutmimi]

Not at all!

[anoathforgotten]

[portal of smoking darkness opens several meters in front of you]

Would you like some help?

[itsallaboutmimi]

Yes-

[itsallaboutmimi]

What?!

[anoathforgotten]

It's all right. Hurry - this way!

[master_of_mon]

Beats me, but if you don't want the candy, I'll take it!

[itsallaboutmimi]

I would accept the candy if they didn't want a date too!

[master_of_mon]

They don't know what day it is?

[itsallaboutmimi]

Are you even listening to me? I said, a date. A date!

[the_sun_shuns]

What do they want?

[itsallaboutmimi]

A date. As if I'd ever want to date anything that disgusting!

[...not smart :/ whoo angry jilted zombies]

[the_sun_shuns]

Eww-- uh oh, look what you did!

[itsallaboutmimi]

[AND NOW THEY'RE CHUCKING IT AT ME. Well that beats canon poop throwing]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaa-! It's not my fault they're like that!