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[itsallaboutmimi]

[It's already past Valentines Day, but that's not deferring some people. A group of unusually energetic zombies carrying heart shaped boxes of chocolate are chasing a little girl who looks like she came out of a pink rodeo]

Why does this keep happening to meeee?

((Sleep!))

Comments

[the_sun_shuns]

What do they want?

[itsallaboutmimi]

A date. As if I'd ever want to date anything that disgusting!

[...not smart :/ whoo angry jilted zombies]

[the_sun_shuns]

Eww-- uh oh, look what you did!

[itsallaboutmimi]

[AND NOW THEY'RE CHUCKING IT AT ME. Well that beats canon poop throwing]

Kyaaaaaaaaaaa-! It's not my fault they're like that!

[the_sun_shuns]

Next time, you should ignore them.

[itsallaboutmimi]

You can't just ignore someone chasing after you.

[the_sun_shuns]

Go inside or hide in a bush and they'll forget about you. They're stupid like that.

[itsallaboutmimi]

...Oh, do I have to?

[bush diving anyway]

[the_sun_shuns]

What's so hard about that?

[itsallaboutmimi]

[peeeeeeking out of the bushes]

...Are they gone?

[the_sun_shuns]

They're walking away!

[itsallaboutmimi]

...finally.

[the_sun_shuns]

. . . Those were some weird zombies, though. I didn't know any of them liked people that much.

[itsallaboutmimi]

[climbing out of the brush]

I seem to attract this sort of thing.

[the_sun_shuns]

Hmm, maybe it's your hat . . .

[itsallaboutmimi]

What's wrong with my hat?