[ITP: Fake Super Villains]

[dispair4trouble]

[In some crowded area of camp, one might be enjoying the day. However, this was not meant to last... as a lady in leather and guy in a metapod suit ambush you]

If you know what's good for you, you'll give up all your valuables, including any pokemon!

What about the motto, Jess? It doesn't feel right...

Shh James, we're trying something

Comments

[aside]

[makeitdouble_d]

Do you really think this'll work?

Re: [aside]

[dispair4trouble]

Of course it will, I thought it up!

Besides, even if we don't get any pokemon, we'll get something we can actually spend!

Re: [aside]

[makeitdouble_d]

Oooh, you mean cold hard cash, Jess? It's been so long since we've had even a semi-honest job... it's practically burning a hole in my wallet already!

Re: [aside]

[dispair4trouble]

Ohohohohoho~

Just remember the plan James, if someone gets snippy, it's up to you!

[boosterrific]

Does anyone actually have any money here?

[dispair4trouble]

Of course they do! Why wouldn't they?

That goes for you too!

[boosterrific]

If they have money, maybe they should be paying me for endorsements...

Hm? I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. Your stupid costume got in the way.

[dispair4trouble]

Stupid?! At least I don't look like a gold-plated balloon animal!

[putyrchinthebox]

...Pokemon?

[dispair4trouble]

Yes! All of your pokemon too!

[putyrchinthebox]

Chii doesn't have any pokemon. Chii is sorry.

[makeitdouble_d]

...well we'll settle for your valuables! Hurry up now~

[has a nice large convenient bag receptacle]

[ilpacock]

...

[dispair4trouble]

I won't give up just because your shoulderpads are larger!

[ilpacock]

Shall I provide you with a list of superior reasons to give up?

[makeitdouble_d]

Jess, I think he means business!

[plzdontoustme]

What's money... ?

[dispair4trouble]

...what? You can't be serious.

[plzdontoustme]

Why do you need it?

[dispair4trouble]

To spend, of course! Money makes the world go 'round, and it's my turn to have it!