[ITP: Fake Super Villains]

[dispair4trouble]

[In some crowded area of camp, one might be enjoying the day. However, this was not meant to last... as a lady in leather and guy in a metapod suit ambush you]

If you know what's good for you, you'll give up all your valuables, including any pokemon!

What about the motto, Jess? It doesn't feel right...

Shh James, we're trying something

Comments

[boosterrific]

Does anyone actually have any money here?

[dispair4trouble]

Of course they do! Why wouldn't they?

That goes for you too!

[boosterrific]

If they have money, maybe they should be paying me for endorsements...

Hm? I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. Your stupid costume got in the way.

[dispair4trouble]

Stupid?! At least I don't look like a gold-plated balloon animal!

[boosterrific]

No, you look like a lost rhinoceros.

[dispair4trouble]

Shut it! What're you supposed to be anyway? Goggles Guy? I bet they don't do anything, anyway!

[boosterrific]

Yeah, you're right. They do anything except feed me information, magnify things, let me see really far away, and in the dark. They're completely useless.

What about your horns? I be they're super important.

[dispair4trouble]

I like these horns! They make me look devious!

[boosterrific]

Deviously stupid.

[dispair4trouble]

Stupidly devious!

[boosterrific]

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Yes.

[makeitdouble_d]

You heard her, your money, valuables, or things otherwise worth more than sentimental value... or else!

[boosterrific]

...Look at this costume. You think I could be carrying any cash on me?

[makeitdouble_d]

I'd rather not, it makes my eyes cross.

[boosterrific]

And what are you dressed as, exactly?

[makeitdouble_d]

Huh? I'm a Metapodman, isn't it obvious?