TODAY, AT THE PORK N' RIND

[latrine_orderly]

HEY EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION OR I'LL COME TO YOUR CABIN AND PERSONALLY PUNCH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!

GOT IT? GOOD!

TODAY ONLY, ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT AT THE PORK'N'RIND!! CHEAP BEER!! LADIES' NIGHT!! TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE SEA KITTENS AND LAND FISHES, BONED AND GRILLED TO PERFECTION!! ALL PROCEEDS DONATED TO THE CAMP LIBERATION ORGANIZATION ACROSS!!

Comments

[gourys_usernaem]

...what.

[latrine_orderly]

Are you still here?

[gourys_usernaem]

Yyyyyyes?

[latrine_orderly]

Er... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG OR ILLEGAL THIS IS ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING--

[master_of_mon]

If it's Ladies Night does that mean I'm not allowed?

[latrine_orderly]

Well technically it's a bar so you probably shouldn't be allowed in at all, but like your Big Sis is really gonna kick you out! You want somethin' to eat?

[master_of_mon]

AWESOME! Definitely! What do ya serve at a place called Pork 'n Rinds?

[latrine_orderly]

That Gary guy has got a pretty nice fryer! I'm thinkin' deep-fried land fish.

[fromthelostdays]

Land fishes? Is that what the land shark preys on when it's not going after humans?

[latrine_orderly]

Not exactly! Land fishes are kinda like... the opposite of sea kittens.

For you, uh... you might want to stick with the sea kittens.

[fromthelostdays]

...This is the part where I should not ask any questions I might not want to know the answers to, and punch myself in the brain if it starts thinking too hard about them, right? I can do that.

[latrine_orderly]

You certainly have become well-accustomed to what is commonly known as "the drill"1

[king_of_shell]

*slams down some big honkin' Mushroom Kingdom coins!*

I haven't eaten in-character in months. Gimme give me the meatiest meat you ever meated.

[latrine_orderly]

Roger dodger! I'll be sure t'leave the grease on for ya!

[king_of_shell]

Bwahaha, excellent!

So, how's the camp liberatin' going, anyway?

[latrine_orderly]

Oh, y'know, it's... going. In a direction. Of some sort.