TODAY, AT THE PORK N' RIND

[latrine_orderly]

HEY EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION OR I'LL COME TO YOUR CABIN AND PERSONALLY PUNCH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!

GOT IT? GOOD!

TODAY ONLY, ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT AT THE PORK'N'RIND!! CHEAP BEER!! LADIES' NIGHT!! TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE SEA KITTENS AND LAND FISHES, BONED AND GRILLED TO PERFECTION!! ALL PROCEEDS DONATED TO THE CAMP LIBERATION ORGANIZATION ACROSS!!

Comments

[master_of_mon]

If it's Ladies Night does that mean I'm not allowed?

[latrine_orderly]

Well technically it's a bar so you probably shouldn't be allowed in at all, but like your Big Sis is really gonna kick you out! You want somethin' to eat?

[master_of_mon]

AWESOME! Definitely! What do ya serve at a place called Pork 'n Rinds?

[latrine_orderly]

That Gary guy has got a pretty nice fryer! I'm thinkin' deep-fried land fish.

[master_of_mon]

GARY?!

[master_of_mon]

Is that anything like catfish?

[master_of_mon]

BUT GARY'S HERE?!

[latrine_orderly]

Actually, the sea kitten is catfish. "Sea kitten" is what you're supposed to call fish now.

[master_of_mon]

. . .

So what do ya call a dogfish?

[latrine_orderly]

Hors d'œuvres?

[master_of_mon]

Works for me! I'll take two of each!

[latrine_orderly]

Comin' right up! You need any tartar sauce? Mayo? Ketchup? Oooh, he has A1 in here!

[slides the bottle of A1 right into her pocket]

[master_of_mon]

Nothin' for me, but a bottle of the red stuff for Pikachu, on me! Am I old enough to have a tab.

[latrine_orderly]

You're never too young to build up bad credit!

[serves up some awesome food /o/ ]

[master_of_mon]

[THIS AWESOME FOOD IS SO AWESOME]

This is the best land fish I've ever had! And the only land fish I've ever had!

[latrine_orderly]

Isn't it tender? It's like... land/sea/space veal.