[ITP: Collar'd]

[dasschlechtende]

[NEAR WHERE YOU ARE AT is a once-nation sitting with a collar around his neck and a note pinned to his chest. Neither will come off no matter how much he pulls on them.

The note reads: IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO OWNER!

It's probably pretty noticeable that the collar reads "RUSSIA"]

Goddamnit.

Comments

[lietmeupinside]

...uhm.

[dasschlechtende]

Not. One. Word.

[lietmeupinside]

H-how did-

I mean, technically he can't-

[dasschlechtende]

Technically but who knows how this place is working.

[das_sourkraut]

That is inaccurate.

[dasschlechtende]

I think it's trying to go back in time.

[das_sourkraut]

The collar is trying to go back in time?

[dasschlechtende]

No, it's just reminding me that this year is the 20th anniversary--HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? Get it off me!

[asthecrow_flies]

. . . what the hell, man.

[dasschlechtende]

Don't ask. Just don't fucking ask.

[asthecrow_flies]

BUT I ALREADY ASKED now you must answer!

[dasschlechtende]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. ... remember that guy I said I used to sort of work for?

[liebacknthinkof]

...change of ownership?

[dasschlechtende]

NO.

[liebacknthinkof]

Why does he want you, anyway?

Seems a bit of a waste of effort.

[dasschlechtende]

Don't ask me! And thanks for being so fucking understanding!

[me_fuckyeah]

Russia can't claim former nations like this!

Isn't there a UN charter somewhere about this?

[dasschlechtende]

Isn't that something you're supposed to keep track of?

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, yeah, but there are a lot of UN charters! Still, if this isn't one of them, then I'm making it one!

Now hold still, there's gotta be a way to get that off.

[dasschlechtende]

[nope, it's a solid ring of metal with fake decorative locks \o]