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dasschlechtende in campfuckudie

[ITP: Collar'd]

Jan 17, 2009 01:17

[NEAR WHERE YOU ARE AT is a once-nation sitting with a collar around his neck and a note pinned to his chest. Neither will come off no matter how much he pulls on them.

The note reads: IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO OWNER!

It's probably pretty noticeable that the collar reads "RUSSIA"]

Goddamnit.

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asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 07:22:11 UTC

. . . what the hell, man.

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:24:03 UTC

Don't ask. Just don't fucking ask.

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 07:26:22 UTC

BUT I ALREADY ASKED now you must answer!

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:30:19 UTC

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. ... remember that guy I said I used to sort of work for?

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 07:31:47 UTC

Soooort of?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:36:14 UTC

Well, he's Russian.

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 07:42:21 UTC

[peering at the note]

I kinda figured. Is it that Ivan guy?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 07:49:14 UTC

Yeaaaaah. That's him.

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 07:50:40 UTC

I don't know if I'm supposed to just be quietly understanding or tell you how much your life sucks right now . . .

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:03:30 UTC

My life sucks. My life really, really sucks.

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 08:05:03 UTC

[looks at the collar now!]

Yeah, it really really does. I wonder if I could override it . . .

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:18:06 UTC

[it is a solid ring of metal with decorative fake locks \o]

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 08:18:38 UTC

[tugs on it!]

. . . man, you're so screwed.

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:29:35 UTC

... goddamnit.

asthecrow_flies January 17 2009, 08:31:08 UTC

It could be worse?

dasschlechtende January 17 2009, 08:40:54 UTC

No. No, it really couldn't. You have no fucking idea.

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