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[grown_a_bulge]

Right then. Spike here, your local morale booster.

Tell me kids, who's you best friend here? BFF? Person you'd do anything for?

Mine's Dru over here. Gorgeous, isn't she?

((DRU IS ALSO IN THE HOUSE. This is not a trap at all, really ETA: Your vampires are slowing down and will pick up tomorrow ♥))

Comments

[eatenbyadru]

Why Spike... you're gorgeous too.

[grown_a_bulge]

It's been so quiet lately.

[eatenbyadru]

But now we'll make lots of friends in no time at all... won't we, pet?

[grown_a_bulge]

As many as you want, love.

[kafukaesque]

Sensei!

[grown_a_bulge]

Go away!

[kafukaesque]

But why?

[grown_a_bulge]

We don't want your friends.

[imgottapower]

Man, I still can't shake that deja vu feeling ...

But a best friend? Wow, um... Gosh, I dunno.

[grown_a_bulge]

Yeah, you're not good for this.

[imgottapower]

Seriously?

[grown_a_bulge]

You could destroy the universe, mate. No contest.

[commander_bitch]

Here?

I'm not sure.

[eatenbyadru]

Have they all run off and left you on your own?

[commander_bitch]

That's a depressing way of wording that.

[eatenbyadru]

Don't you like to think about it?

[immelmahhhnn]

Best friend?

I don't know about that! Nobody who would be is here right now.

[grown_a_bulge]

Pfft, mortals.

[immelmahhhnn]

Mortals?

[grown_a_bulge]

Mortals. Living that die.