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[grown_a_bulge]

Right then. Spike here, your local morale booster.

Tell me kids, who's you best friend here? BFF? Person you'd do anything for?

Mine's Dru over here. Gorgeous, isn't she?

((DRU IS ALSO IN THE HOUSE. This is not a trap at all, really ETA: Your vampires are slowing down and will pick up tomorrow ♥))

Comments

[commander_bitch]

Here?

I'm not sure.

[eatenbyadru]

Have they all run off and left you on your own?

[commander_bitch]

That's a depressing way of wording that.

[eatenbyadru]

Don't you like to think about it?

[commander_bitch]

Not really. It's, for the most part, not a bad thing when people leave this place.

[eatenbyadru]

I wonder... if I opened up your chest, would your heart agree?

[commander_bitch]

If you what?

[eatenbyadru]

I want to hear your heart.

[commander_bitch]

... Um.

[eatenbyadru]

It would still speak to me...

[commander_bitch]

I think I'll pass on that.

[eatenbyadru]

Because your head is a liar.

[commander_bitch]

What are you even talking about?!

[eatenbyadru]

Take off your pretty silver hair and bring your brain to your heart, then you'll see. Only organs don't work well in all the wrong places. I've tried.

[commander_bitch]

I hope you don't mean that literally.

[eatenbyadru]

Spike turns me into all kinds of things, but I've never been a book.