KNIFE FIIIIIGHT

[haberdashing]

[It's a lovely evening in Camp Fuck You Die, and if you happen to wander past the hotel, you might catch a glimpse of a mafioso and a gambler in the midst of what looks to be a serious knife fight! Or, well, it WOULD be serious, if the gambler wasn't a giant woobie, and the mafioso weren't... well. Firo. But it still LOOKS serious, and that's what

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[jyankenpwned]

[stumbling back to avoid a swipe, then darting in with an attack of his own] Ha!

[haberdashing]

[dodges away from it fluidly, swinging his knife up to block and shove your arm back, not hesitating in moving in with another attack] Still too slow! Don't let having to recover from an attack throw you off!

[jyankenpwned]

Nnh-- easy for you to say-- [ducking and coming in low]

[haberdashing]

[uppercuts smoothly, sending your knife flying out of your hand, then swinging in what could be a finishing blow]

[shutup_vlad]

[...hmmm. Wonder if it would be worth taking impromptu bets. do I have any capital on me...?]

[jyankenpwned]

[you probably wanna put your money on the guy in green, on account of her can't get hurt]

[shutup_vlad]

[you're not as energetic as he is, either. my money's definitely not on you. but I think I'm far too lazy for that, so I'll just watch.]

[jyankenpwned]

[hey, hey, I'm only human here]

[deaddys_here]

[I like knives]

[jyankenpwned]

[then I doubt I'll impress oyu much, but I'm trying hard!]

[deaddys_here]

[I bet you're new at this]

[jyankenpwned]

[it's that obvious, huh? wonder if you can also tell that my left hand's kind of useless]

[eatsroadkill]

[jyankenpwned]

[brb, bit distracted]

[eatsroadkill]

[oh that's fine]

[jyankenpwned]

[stopping for a breather now, feels like he's being watched]

[heartofthetiles]

[well, like I have anything better to do, p.s. I can tell you're both too woobie for killing :>]

[jyankenpwned]

[glancing over when they pause for a break] ...Oh, hey.

[heartofthetiles]

Not bad for a practice match.

[jyankenpwned]

Thanks...