KNIFE FIIIIIGHT

[haberdashing]

[It's a lovely evening in Camp Fuck You Die, and if you happen to wander past the hotel, you might catch a glimpse of a mafioso and a gambler in the midst of what looks to be a serious knife fight! Or, well, it WOULD be serious, if the gambler wasn't a giant woobie, and the mafioso weren't... well. Firo. But it still LOOKS serious, and that's what

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[heartofthetiles]

[well, like I have anything better to do, p.s. I can tell you're both too woobie for killing :>]

[jyankenpwned]

[glancing over when they pause for a break] ...Oh, hey.

[heartofthetiles]

Not bad for a practice match.

[jyankenpwned]

Thanks...

[heartofthetiles]

Though in a real fight...

[jyankenpwned]

[cracking his neck, stretching] That's the point. I'm practicing so I can get better.

[heartofthetiles]

I wonder if you could really kill if it came down to it.

[jyankenpwned]

...I think that's none of your business.

[heartofthetiles]

Just a thought.

[jyankenpwned]

[says nothing, goes back to practicing his moves]

[heartofthetiles]

The best defense is a good offense, right?

[jyankenpwned]

Or at least a good defense.

[heartofthetiles]

[shrugs] If that helps you win, then good for you.

[jyankenpwned]

It's not about winning. It's about avoiding getting hurt.

[heartofthetiles]

It applies to things beyond just fighting, Kaiji-san.

[jyankenpwned]

Maybe, but I'm only talking about fighting right now.