MESSHALL POST in which you may, if you wish, "mingle." In the morning even, if your timezone allows!

[vampfuckudie]

Uhm. Excuse me. I uh. I think the strawberry syrup might just be blood.

Has anyone tried it today? Because seriously, it looks like blood and it smells like blood and I really just don't see how that can actually be strawberry syrup!

Comments

[vampfuckudie]

Wow! Super helpful! Maybe I don't like blueberries.

[sugarspicequeen]

My, but it's the wrong day for that sort of thing, isn't it?

[vampfuckudie]

Yeah, I kind of noticed.

[sugarspicequeen]

How terribly unfortunate! Perhaps it's merely a trick?

[vampfuckudie]

I don't know what kind of "trick" it could be. Either someone's replaced the strawberry syrup with blood or they haven't!

[cognitagonist]

B-blood?

[vampfuckudie]

In the strawberry syrup. [slides it over to him]

[cognitagonist]

. . . I'm not sure about this. . .

[vampfuckudie]

You can taste it if you want. No way I'm going to.

[queenofprinnies]

Hey, this strawberry syrup rocks!

[vampfuckudie]

Ew! What is wrong with you!?

[queenofprinnies]

*probably hasn't actually eaten the syrup*

What? Its just strawberry syrup. It's tasty!

[vampfuckudie]

[THROWS UP IN HER MOUTH A LITTLE]

[myarrrrm]

Ah, is that so?

[vampfuckudie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[myarrrrm]

[:(]

Thought we'd got rid o' that muck... Apologies, miss.

[vampfuckudie]

W-what the hell are you even supposed to be!? DON'T SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE A GIANT TALKING BEAR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?